A Review of Elite Sniper Game Review
By Maxwell J. Provo
Elite Sniper puts a scoped rifle in your hands and gives you several boring objectives to achieve. There are no upgrades to use as you complete the objectives and you cannot even change your viewpoint throughout the game. Maybe that’s the point. Whatever the case, the game is lame.
Editors note – The game may be lame but hot damn, people love playing this game!
Got a few minutes? That’s all this will take.
You won’t spend more than ten minutes playing this game. Prepare to die a few times, learn the ropes, and complete each level in five minutes or less. Try to beat my record of 23 seconds on the second “mission.” You’ll probably be confused on the first level, and you’ll break down and look at the included walkthroughs with each level a few times. Even then, it’s not necessary because the game tells you exactly what you did wrong after you kill the wrong stick or you are killed by your enemy.
Elite Sniper Game Mission Review
The first mission has you kill a stick talking on the phone. Apparently, he is a rogue agent. Maybe he tried to make some comrades three-dimensional. Whatever he did, the poor bastard is marked for death. You’ll kill him quickly, but then find yourself shot at by some stick with a popgun. You can eliminate that irritating creature almost instantaneously with the flick of a mouse, and then you can advance to the next, non-challenging, no-skill-required level. The missions of the game aren’t very exciting from here on out. You know that age-old concept of levels getting harder and harder as the game goes on and finally climaxing at a level that’s harder to beat than a Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee alliance? The developers here apparently have not been paying attention to that.
Elite Sniper seriously lacks content and could benefit from some varied difficulty and more levels. The only people who will truly enjoy this are the losers who cannot seem to beat the first level of Pac-Man, no matter how many years they spend in their mother’s basement. If you want a tiny bit of satisfaction and the false sense of accomplishment of beating a game, try this one out. But if you have any gamers’ pride at all, take this for what it is: a quick warm-up for the better ones on this site.
Rating: 2 sticks
Controls: Mouse to move the scope around the screen, right click to fire, spacebar to zoom in.Elite Sniper,