Zombie Dolls Stickman Game Review
November 28, 2011
by Maxwell J. Provo (resident Stickman guru)
Zombie Dolls is so amusing, I may dig out my old spud gun and start shooting the neighborhood kids with it to try to bring this into real life. The popping of the spud guns and the swishing of the sticks and the booming of the cherry bombs becomes music to your ears after you advance from the first few rounds of this rapid-fire, fun game.
A Potato Gun and Cherry Bombs – Live the 007 Dream
Zombie Dolls sticks you in a barricaded area with some wooden structures for protection from the Zombie Dolls. Your mission is to defend the area and make sure they don’t pass your guard. That’s no small task with just some potato seeds to chuck at them, but that is where your 007 skills come in, right?
The Zombie Doll Defense League outfits with a basic potato gun and a couple of cherry bombs within the first round. The dolls are pretty easy to begin with, but as you start advancing through the levels, they get feistier, sending some quick devils out to try to pass your guard. With the quicker ones come stronger, more resilient ones; it takes more than a few seeds to stop these tanks. Don’t worry about weapon envy. As the game progresses, you earn coins based on your performance You can buy a sturdy stick (if it makes you feel cooler and closer to Gandalf, please call it a staff by all means) for sweeping away zombies close to your defenses and you can upgrade your spud chucker to a fancy spud bazooka to blast those zombies back to Hell. Of course, such fine weapons do not come for cheap. You paid for them with the carpel tunnel in your mouse finger.
Zombie Dolls is great for pretending to shoot your boss or math teacher or whoever else happened to piss you off today. The dolls keep coming and coming and as the levels progress, it gets harder and harder to defend yourself from their onslaught. More and more zombies are sent to the front lines and you will soon need to start cashing those hard-earned coins in for some advanced weaponry.
Zombie Dolls is a great way to relieve some stress. There is no shortage of zombies to kill, as there are twenty-one rounds to go through and to get past five is an accomplishment! Keep trying; you’ll hit that blackjack level soon enough.
F: fix barricades | G: hurl a cherry bomb | Move with the mouse | Right mouse button to fire
RATING: 5 sticksZombie Dolls,